The
Crosby family had been making a Christmas Special in the United States for many years. However, in 1976, Bing came to ATV
with his wife Kathryn, sons Gary and Nathaniel and daughter Mary, famed for her appearances in the hit soap Dallas. Directed
by Canadian, Norman Campbell, the guest stars were a young and vibrant Bernadette Peters and a not so young and certainly
not so vibrant Jackie Gleason. Bernadette sang ‘One (Singular Sensation)' from the hit Broadway show Chorus Line..
Her rendition was terrific.Fake Christmas trees swamped the studio. Artificial snow was still being found weeks after the
set was pulled down. An over-the-top park area was designed for Bing and the entire family to wander around singing a cacophony
of Christmas songs. It seemed apparent that none of the children had inherited Bing's vocal talents. Gary played a nice
guitar and in the obligatory Christmas medley none of the kids, or Kathy, disgraced themselves. Thankfully, because the medley
was mimed, the listener avoided hearing whining snow machines swirling thousands of white chips of polystyrene around the
studio. This was all very jolly, but it was the middle of August and in the hottest year on record. The studio air conditioning
could not be used during takes, so the dock doors were almost continually open to let some sort of fresh air in.1976 was also
the time when England played Australia in a series of gripping test matches. The vision department had rigged several floor
monitors for the crew to follow the proceedings. The cast gathered round these monitors during breaks requesting explanations
of the ‘strange proceedings' taking place at Lords cricket ground. The scene boys were happy to oblige. Talks of
‘leg before' and ‘bowling a maiden over' caused sniggers from Mr. Gleason, who could well have been noting
it all for future stag night speeches. As Christmas shows go, our renowned ATV kids party probably outshone it.The 1977 Bing
Crosby Merrie Olde Christmas was a different kettle of fish. The Gary Smith/Dwight Hemion well-oiled production machine took
over. Starring David Bowie, Stanley Baxter, Ron Moody, Twiggy, the Crosby Family and the Trinity Boys Choir, the show opens
with chauffer-uniformed Royce Mills delivering an invitation to Bing imploring him and the family to visit London to spend
Christmas with his previously unknown British relative Sir Percy Crosby (Ron Moody). The visit to Sir Percy's baronial
mansion provided Messrs Baxter & Moody to adopt several parts Twiggy joined Ron Moody in a Christmas-past Dickensian sequence
where they both also perform three different characters each. The ‘Upstairs Downstairs' scenario gave Stanley Baxter
the opportunity to instruct Kathy Crosby in the downstairs culinary arts. In another part of the show he did a Bob Hope impression
that had Bing cracking up to such an extent he couldn't say his lines.
Halfway through the show, David Bowie popped in to sing 'Little
Drummer Boy' with Bing at the piano. Several months later, a record company enquired whether the master tape could be
used to release a record in time for Christmas. I went to the sound store where the master tapes were kept to discover that
the sound 16 tracks and quarter inch tapes had been erased. Head of Sound, Des Gray had authorised this because although not
yet transmitted, the programme had been dubbed and was ready to air. I enquired why other programmes, some many years old,
were still to be found in the store - no response. As a result of this the record company decided to use my on-line mix (check it out here on YouTube) with Bing and David Bowie's voices picked up via the boom. The record had to be transcribed from
a quarter inch tape recording that I had saved. It got to number one that Christmas, number two the following Christmas and
still in the charts years later. Where is my Gold disc EMI?
This was a happy shoot with Bing and the boys often disrupting a voice recording
session because Nathaniel (a golfer heading for pro status) would come in to the vocal booth and say; ‘Looks great out,
let's go play golf' The final song in the show was, of course, ‘White Christmas'. To our surprise, Bing
wanted cue cards for the lyrics. He was a gentle, quiet man; patiently sitting with Kathryn in the beautiful lounge set designed
by Henry Graveney, while Dwight gave instructions to the crew, or Johnny Rook fiddled with his lights. When I asked David
Bowie whether I could put tape echo on some of his lyrics in the 'Heroes' song, he was hesitant until Bing assured
him that it was safe in my hands.Buzz Kohan was the superb American writer whilst the Norman Maen dancers shone in the marvelous
Dickens sequence on the back lot. This twenty minutes medley of Dickens characters brilliantly choreographed and performed,
was the hi-light of the show. Settled snow, a gorgeously realistic set, horses and carts, a gaggle of geese all added to a
showcase for the talents of Ron Moody and Twiggy.Sadly, this was to be Bing's last ever show - he died on a golf course
in England many weeks before Christmas. Kathryn Crosby prefaced the show on transmission to say that Bing had remarked that
it was one of his happiest experiences and he was proud of the show. I believe it is available commercially and I would thoroughly
recommend as a lovely family Christmas viewing.